We love our Guru’s but they aren’t helping

I have been saying for many years that we are using the word ‘guru’ only because ‘charlatan’ is too long to fit into a headline.  Peter F. Drucker.

There is comfort knowing that someone knows what is going on and can help us by giving us their opinions about politics, stocks, how to live better and what to wear.  All we have to do is to find the right guru – the right advice.  We think we are reducing risk by following a guru, but we aren’t.  But, at least we won’t look foolish alone.

There are not many physics guru’s because one important part of guru-ness is that the subject matter should be indeterminate, that is that it cannot have a single right answer.  The stock market is prone to guru’s.  There are no simple answers and what works one day, won’t work another.  Investment shows on TV are about entertainment, not education.

By now hopefully you know that there are no stock market guru’s.  It is simply not possible to forecast where the stock market is going in the short term.  Most of what passes as forecasts are 20/20 hindsight or deal with relative valuation of the market.  I think relative valuation is useful, you can buy the market at a discount.  I know you will pay less for Christmas/Holiday cards in January (11 months early) than November.  However, buying something at a discount doesn’t stop the chance that there will be a bigger discount later.

“Those who have knowledge, don’t predict. Those who predict, don’t have knowledge. ” Lao Tzu

Politics is similar to the stock market.  The guru’s in politics are no more accurate, and offer no more clarity than the stock market guru’s. Political forecast accuracy has been the subject of quite a few good books.  Tetlock’s book “Expert Political Judgement” outlines his thoughts on why so many political forecasts go poorly. Philip Tetlock’s suggests that foxes are better than hedgehogs at forecasting.  The fox knows many different things, hedgehogs know a few things well.   His more recent book with Dan Gardner “SuperForecasting” offers examples of good and bad forecasts and includes some suggestions on how to do it better.

Forecasts are effected by circumstances and human behavior that in the short term can be identified, but in the long term (more than a year or so) have too many interactions to be of any use in forecasting.  Like the weather forecasts which fall apart the further out you forecast, the longer the time frame the more human behavior and chance result in different outcomes.

“No matter how much evidence exists that seers do not exist, suckers will pay for the existence of seers.” – J. Scott Armstrong

There are a lot of guru’s in the business world.  Harvard seems to grow them like tomatoes.  The history of management includes a lot of ideas that turned out to be stinkers. Scientific management wasn’t a very good idea even when it came out.  Re-engineering turned out to be another way of saying lay-off.  I’ve spent hours debating core competencies which in the end, couldn’t be defined or implemented.  Theories that can’t be tested are especially prone to guru-ness.

Trying to implement guru’s advice can be frustrating. I loved “In Search of Excellence” but the advice was general like “stay close to the customer”, which is almost perfect guru advice since you can always say you weren’t close enough.   I call it Zott’s Law of Business Books.  The more general, the easier to read, the less useful the advice. Kahneman’s “Thinking Fast and Slow” was a top business book of 2015 and is interesting and a good read.  Again, not much useful advice.

J. Scott Armstrong also said, “If you can’t convince them, confuse them.”  A lot of business guru’s wrap pretty simple ideas in complicated language.

The Principal Agent problem states that there are differences between principals and agents (owners and managers) and that making agents more like owners will solve the problem. I like Agency Theory, it explains a lot of behavior. We sought to fix this problem by giving executives stock options.  Since then we’ve spent millions on stock options and it doesn’t appear that management is any more aligned now than before. The cure I think is worse than the disease.

We listen to these guru’s  because we want an answer. The answers given aren’t necessarily right nor particular useful, but they are confident and we value that certainty.  Guru’s use our need for certainty to sell us their opinions (and via advertisements, dish soap).   In today’s world of fake facts, alternative news, spin and TV personalities who are selected and paid for their ability to speak confidently (without knowledge), our main defense is a healthy skepticism .  Skepticism and an understanding that we live in an uncertain world.

Quidquid latine dictum sit altum videtur – Anything said in Latin sounds profound.

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Dr. John Zott is the Principal consultant at Bates Creek Consulting. John is the chair of the Careers Committee at FEI Silicon Valley, a senior adjunct professor at Golden Gate University and comments regularly on issues that affect consumer businesses.  If you are looking for a CFO for your e-commerce/retail/consumer company, or are a former student, colleague or would just like to connect – reach out.